I ws driving my gf to prom and this van literally cut across us (there were 3 lanes) and i literally freaked out because u know i had my girl and wanted to impress her case i tok my dads bentley and then this van just comes and swerves over and omg i was like dying negl and i hit the emergency brakes then he speeds off and gave me the middle finger cas i hooted at him. please don't come near my car again if your reading this.
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the white guy in the blue tux driving a bentley with his gf
They turned on their sirens near shopping centre, so I moved and as I got to the shopping centre I saw the officers going in to a greggs!!! Was their pasty getting cold or something they shouldn't be driving a car, they should be riding bikes to patrol a park!!!
I assume, "Sorry Mate, I'm a Retard" applies to the motorcyclist. Zooming past the lorry then intending to undertake the car you were putting yourself in a vulnerable position. All those signs saying "Think Bike" should say "Bike, Think" but I suppose there it is a bit much to expect bikers to think.
not even joking his the best