Adding to the comments my husband has made, let me express my disappointment at how what was meant to be the best night of my life almost ended up a nightmare! Every other shop was closed. Thank goodness Gavin's mate Nigel was on hand to deliver the necessities in his M4 Competition Package. Thank goodness for that lovely charming man.
Remember the BMW slogan. "If you can't smell his chuff. Then you're not close enough". Remember to close the gap between you and the car in front. This lad isn't centred on the line and he's not parked anywhere near other cars!
My husband has a BMW and he parks like this all the time. We sometimes park in disabled spaces at the Travelodge when he needs me and he also cuts people off to get to his business meeting in time. He also wears a Bluetooth headset and reflective sunglasses to stop glare. He uses his blinkers a lot and swears at people which I'm good with. I hope this lad is like my husband!
This guy was hogging the fast lane when I came up at 160mph, I have a bmw and deserve respect in the fast lane.