I was out for a drive in my 2011 Vauxhall Corsa Ultra Limited Edition 1.2 when I came across this hooligan in his disgusting yellow Skoda. I caught up to him and was so choked by the smog emitting from the tail pipe I had no choice but to pass.
As I was passing the hideous wookie looked across and made eye contact with me, he dropped a gear obviously in some attempt to keep pace with my Corsa! I could hear the Massey Ferguson engine woring hard to propel the furry beast and his chariot forward but it was no comparison to mine when Ecotec kicked in.
This animal and his hideous vehicle need removed from the roads for attempting to block my overtake and for being a general eye sore!
On our recent holiday to the highlands my wife Tracy and I decided to visit Perth for the day. We had arrived in the town and were sat at a set of traffic lights when I noticed a yellow Seat type car pull up in the lane beside me. As I sat I began to notice that the occupant of this vehicle was "coming on to me". What this person appeared to be doing was winking at me, licking their lips and stroking their breast area. Which normally I would have been quite flattered by until I realised that this person was in fact not an attractive blonde but a Middle Ages Asian man. Now I know it's the 21st century however I do not appreciate this behaviour when I am enjoying an outing with my wife. I was rather concerned as the lights changed and moved off. Thankfully this car was fairly sluggish and as I carried on down the road I observed in my rear view mirror this vehicle at the side of the road with hazard warning lights flashing and large amounts of steam eminating from the under carriage of the vehicle.
That's not how you should merge from a slip road.
I had nowhere to go to the right or behind. If I had slowed it would have caused a problem for the car behind you. Next time get your foot down and speed up!
Also known to park on footpaths!