LG72 PNJ
2026-06-29 15:38:28
Drives like a Nancy boy, size of truck inversely proportional to the size of his weeny winkie.
Drives like a Nancy boy, size of truck inversely proportional to the size of his weeny winkie.
LG17 VAF
Knobber2026-05-08 17:38:43
The fat jaguar can squeeze through by making it's own lane. Get out of my way caravan tugger.
The fat jaguar can squeeze through by making it's own lane. Get out of my way caravan tugger.
LG63 EZJ
Jake2026-03-14 12:43:20
She has anger management issues larger than herself. Pounds horn and gestures because SHE couldn’t give way to cats properly
She has anger management issues larger than herself. Pounds horn and gestures because SHE couldn’t give way to cats properly
LG70 EMX
Volksfragen2026-03-11 16:36:48
Silly old man racing around by schools when kids are coming out a danger to the Halesowen area needs taking off the road if you are in the Halesowen area keeping your children away from a Blue Kia ceed Registration: LG70 EMX disgraceful driving
Silly old man racing around by schools when kids are coming out a danger to the Halesowen area needs taking off the road if you are in the Halesowen area keeping your children away from a Blue Kia ceed Registration: LG70 EMX disgraceful driving
I was sitting in my car listening to a cracking episode of The Archers when I noticed a Honda Jazz enter the car park, sending a shiver down my spine. Unfortunately, my fears were quickly realised as the driver proceeded to demonstrate that they were far less adept behind the wheel of a Jazz than James May’s mother.
Firstly, they nearly transferred some of their paint onto my front bumper as they pulled into the adjacent bay, before stopping with no more than a 30-centimetre gap between our vehicles. The passenger then opened their door, had a gander, and seemingly came to the conclusion that there was more than enough space to exit, slamming their door into mine in the process. As soon as they were out, the driver gingerly reversed out of the space and headed off (probably to the local bowls club), leaving me with a couple of burning questions:
1. How big was the dent in my door?
2. Why go through the palaver of attempting to park when you're just dropping someone off?
Anyway, now I've got five minutes of The Archers to catch up on.