Folks, I am sure you will be stunned to find out that an Audi driver drives like a cock, in the mistaken belief that they are driving some sort of performance vehicle.
shit! where did you get your licence?
I had 6 small kids in the car when you cut us up and drove on the chevrons! If you want to drive like a maniac then book a fucking track day! prick
Hahaha fuck you david