I was doing my regular tofu runs in Wigan and I saw this madman mount a kerb, drive dangerously along it, then grind to a halt as he jumped out and kidnapped Martin Clunes, who happened to be walking along the path. Reported to the police, but no response as of yet.
Worst driver of the month? More like worst driver of the fucking decade, Jesus Christ. I don't know how short this mother fucker thinks his car is, BUT GET THE FUCK FROM UP MY ARSE, TWAT.
I don't know who this tool thinks he is? Ken Block? He was trying to do burnouts and handbrake turns in a residential area in his stupid Skoda heap. Absolute chuffing moron.
I was doing my regular tofu runs in Wigan and I saw this madman mount a kerb, drive dangerously along it, then grind to a halt as he jumped out and kidnapped Martin Clunes, who happened to be walking along the path. Reported to the police, but no response as of yet.