Arrogant prat, can't wait in line so passes a long queue and uses the right turn lane to go straight on, forcing his way into the traffic almost causing an accident. Prick!!
I have not met you, and I fear I may never have the chance to thank you for saving my life.
37 years, I have spent in service of my employer. 37 years of blood, tears and erections (I work at the Blood, Tear and Erection department of the local hospital).
Today, I found out, my boss, Francis, has been having an affair with my beautiful wife.
Granted, I won her off him 5 years ago in a high stakes game of blackjack.
And to find out the way I did!! With a novelty popup card! Devastated!!
Anyway, I digress! I was planning to park on the local train tracks and end it all. But thanks to you, I've missed the 14:21 Virgin train to London!
Went through red light in sale town centre whilst on mobile phone, oblivious laughing on phone, no regard for those starting to cross. Could have killed someone, male aged in 30s, Chinese.
Absolutely typical Audi driver. No indication used. followed him through macclesfield and he nearly caused 3 accidents. Young male driver. Keep eye out for him... Possibly not insured.
Arrogant prat, can't wait in line so passes a long queue and uses the right turn lane to go straight on, forcing his way into the traffic almost causing an accident. Prick!!