Not sure how she managed to buy that second hand car, as she is always claiming poverty.
She is a benefit scrounger and had a blue badge for a "bad back".
Her old man was banged up again for theft, and peeping in windows.
She was more than likely off her head.
She is a well known substance abuser and cheap prostitute.
Either drugs or cider and Lidl vodka she drinks that like she drinks mouthwash.
The whole family are vile scumbags and stink like old goats.
Wouldn't it have saved you so much time and effort to just use the bloody path, right there. There's nobody walking on it. Then, when safe to do so, move into the stationary traffic, and begin filtering. Far safer than facing oncoming vehicles, and getting squished by the odd one who happens to be looking at their phone.
Drives like a chimp but acts like it was all my fault. So busy giving weird hand gestures he nearly rear ends the car in front. Sad, strange little man. (And no, nothing happened before this.)
Saw this car all fogged up in a car park while walking my dog I inspected closer only to see alot of movement and some rather unpleasant noises , avoid at all cost!!!!
Both of you are plonkers. Him for being local 'sheriff' and you for violating rule 264 of the Highway Code.