Saw this VW UP! Driving about. Their lane discipline is brilliant, they indicate at the right time and their acceleration and braking is perfect. Whoever is driving, you’re a good driver, genuinely. I’d happily trust you driving me about. Good job
Just been on a night out in the gay bar, saw this van driving past and asked for a lift. The weirdo started flopping his junk at me and said get it. Obviously I did, couldn't believe how good of a kisser he was. Until I realised it was my uncle. So I put my blind fold on and bent over.
Watch out, Tony's back. Self-righteous holier-than-thou perfect driver.
Don't get in his way or move a centimetre away from the centre of a designated lane. You're delaying him from seeing his rent boy.