Was in my friends car when he went into the back of her. He was in the wrong lane going round a roundabout, driving right up the back of her and then bumped her. She got out to check if there was any damage, asking him to move his car back because he hadn't reversed out of her bumper. He did, only a few inches and then he swore at her from his window asking "are you fucking moving your car or what". Very rude and seemed drunk.
As we drove off I looked back at him and he was on his phone taking pictures! Dangerous, rude and made us feel intimidated!
I was sat minding my own business in a quiet McDonalds car park when, to my horror, my attention was drawn to the driver of this vehicle. He was sat naked at the steering wheel, a crazed look in his eye, furiously wanking into a 20 box of chicken nuggets. He then proceeded to hurl each nugget at the other cars in the vicinity before speeding off with his head and one leg hanging out of the window striking a deer as it crossed the car park. Stop this menace now!
I think this may be a surgeon.