That dog from the shelter should never have spunked in this cretin's mum. Now look what we've got to deal with. An absolute fucking first-class specimen. Obviously his life is too miserable for him to be able to act like a civilised human being.
The triggered owner of this shitebox (who in a stunning coincidence also happens to be the owner of the world's smallest penis) would like everyone to know that he's on his period at the moment and to please stay out of his way or he'll get his mum round to your house and she'll give you a chuffing good seeing-to with her big wooden spoon:
Moronic wannabe in his canary yellow coupe recklessly weaving through traffic to absolutely no avail.