The triggered owner of this shitebox (who in a stunning coincidence also happens to be the owner of the world's smallest penis) would like everyone to know that he's on his period at the moment and to please stay out of his way or he'll get his mum round to your house and she'll give you a chuffing good seeing-to with her big wooden spoon:
Overtakes queueing traffic on the wrong side of double white lines then uses the turn right lane to cut traffic and go straight over obviously she's more important than anybody else