She tried overtake me on the A406, then she proceeded to flash her (very small) titts at me. They were so saggy, wish resulted in my flying into the hard shoulder!
This car has a history of tyre issues. This includes its last MOT test (pass):
Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):
Nearside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
Offside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
Prior to this it failed:
Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):
Offside Rear Tyre has a lump, caused by separation or partial failure of its structure (5.2.3 (d) (ii))
Repair immediately (major defects):
Offside Front Position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a))
Nearside Obligatory mirror insecure wing mirror (3.3 (b) (ii))
Nearside Obligatory mirror seriously damaged, affecting the rear view (3.3 (b) (ii))
Nearside Headlamp light intensity severely reduced (4.1.4 (a))
Exhaust fumes entering cabin (6.1.2 (b) (i))
Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases o2 sensor loose (6.1.2 (a))
Offside Rear Coil spring fractured or broken (5.3.1 (b) (i))
Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):
Offside Front strut top mount rough to rotate
metal bar holding rear bumper out
Coolant leak ()
Front shocker casings ruting
Rear brakes binding slightly
Tried to overtake but flopped like flip flops