Saw this muscular chick magnet driving along the road with his bulging arms out seducing all of the girls, I didn’t get a chance to show him my affection but If your reading this you hunk of a man I need you to contact me right away
Please do not start any drama I simply have the hots for the guy, you must of been one of the 4 girls I saw him with near Colchester, if you ever fancy it I’m up for a new experience
Report the prick to the police. I'd have brake-checked.