Met this guy in a pub once. I know he’s the same guy because he was in that exact car. Anyway, he had a few pints of lady petrol and then he made his way over to me. We had a lovely chat and I found out a little about him. He’s a telescope maker and a part time gorilla spanker. Just before I left him to finish his drinks, he told me something that I’ll never be able to forget. A warning to some readers, what I’m about to tell you is a bit disturbing. He told me that he likes jamming packets of Jaffa cakes up his arse because it soothes him!
Just because you pair of nonces can't drive, especially the lorry moron, thinking he's a key worker but he's a retard 😂