this person driving the car was on cocaine, he drinks and drive, was on his phone, didn't have a seatbelt on, didn't use his indicators, had kids handcuffed in the back, he had a nazi and Islamic state flag in the window, he did 911, he fucks gay prostitute. he crashed into my nan and gave her aids.
When I was driving he brake checked us causing us to crash into him when that happened my seatbelt broke and I was in the back seat i flipped over and the gear stick when in my bumhole
Met this guy in a pub once. I know he’s the same guy because he was in that exact car. Anyway, he had a few pints of lady petrol and then he made his way over to me. We had a lovely chat and I found out a little about him. He’s a telescope maker and a part time gorilla spanker. Just before I left him to finish his drinks, he told me something that I’ll never be able to forget. A warning to some readers, what I’m about to tell you is a bit disturbing. He told me that he likes jamming packets of Jaffa cakes up his arse because it soothes him!
The driver sucked 40 dicks in a morning, have them all herpes.