Passed a sign that means the speed limit is 20 while the lights flash... Lights are not flashing because the school is closed for the holidays.
Moron slams on from 30 to 12 mph, never goes above 18 mph, still doing 16 mph half a mile after the school. rear view illegally obscured by bags of garbage, yet he is driving in the opposite direction of the tip?
Rumour has it this was owned by someone who wanted to be Swiss Toni but couldn't measure up.
Even now he wishes life was like making love to a beautiful woman.