Another phantom pregnancy to get more benefits. You have more kids than a school.
We all know you can’t keep your nickers on as you sleep with anymore as you are ugly and have a ingrown hairy muff that stinks like a fish market.
You are rancid love.
Littering. Driver threw a cigarette out of window ignoring traffic behind.
Perhaps learn to drive in a straight line too. You may have just passed your test and think it's okay to drive like an idiot because your car is full of teenagers, but it isn't. You won't last 5 minutes like that.
He’s a nob, drove up my ass on the m65 and kept flashing for me to get out of his way - I was in the flow of traffic overtaking cars and going 70 / 75 ish - when I did find space to pull over he zoomed of only to slow down to a speed slower than we were going - this continued for a few miles... let’s hope he has an encounter with something big and heavy and wedged to the floor... like a duck off big rock!
Idiot driver. Loud exhaust, illegal license plate and drives like a maniac when people are on zebra crossings in car parks.