I saw this man leave a pub down in Cornwall clearly unfit to drive from intoxication at 2am and decide to drive home. When I asked him if he’d had anything to drink he admitted he’d had 7 pints but used the excuse that his home was only a short drive.
Took my old Mini Cooper out to give her a run, now I’m a safe driver and not a lot of people know that, but I was overtaken by a flash geezer who nearly took my doors off. If I could have caught up with him I would have cained the little twerp!
I know bruv.