This driver pulled over and sweeped up a wine bottle which was scattered across the road. He then recovered the wine which was left flowing all over the road and shared it with fellow drivers. Such a nice driver. And at least my tyres are still intact. We discussed horses for 5 minutes and then decided to eat as well.
He then opened his boot to reveal a picnic basket kept safe by his Pitbull Terrier. He laid the blanket in the middle of the road and shared his cheese and pickle sandwiches with salt and vinegar flavoured crisps. I then got his number so we could enjoy more picnics together and go around the neighbourhood sweeping up glass bottles whilst eating sandwiches and crisps.
Observant and cool cat behind the wheel stopped to let a zebra cross the road followed by a fox following a duck who was chasing some bread dropped by the tramp who kicked his empty vodka bottle who got fined by the council worker who popped said bottle into the garbage truck driven by Mr Fox.
No consideration for other drivers forced way into lane with no indication.
Needs to retake test