I just found this site. So you follow me around to a day to day basics to pass this judgement do you? Also I would love a tank. So Mr or Mrs, how is your driving? Are you so perfect?
Obviously it is not only the "downstairs" department that he is inadequate with!!
Idiots like that are not worth remembering. One day he will pick on the wrong person!
This driver pulled over and sweeped up a wine bottle which was scattered across the road. He then recovered the wine which was left flowing all over the road and shared it with fellow drivers. Such a nice driver. And at least my tyres are still intact. We discussed horses for 5 minutes and then decided to eat as well.
He then opened his boot to reveal a picnic basket kept safe by his Pitbull Terrier. He laid the blanket in the middle of the road and shared his cheese and pickle sandwiches with salt and vinegar flavoured crisps. I then got his number so we could enjoy more picnics together and go around the neighbourhood sweeping up glass bottles whilst eating sandwiches and crisps.
Challenge her to a duel, on the duel carriageway.