Watched this young man drive into a bollard outside the paper shop in Cleadon. This young man is a disgrace to whoever raised him. After crashing into the bollard and flattening my dear friend Dorris, who is now in critical condition in A&E, this disgusting young man proceeded to shout at me and have some sort of medical episode about not having a red bull?? Not sure why this scum is obsessed with red cows but definitely explains his chronic behaviours. I have contacted the local authorities and I have tracked his location down to Underhill Road where I will attempt to make contact with the presumably horrified parents of this disgraceful youth.
Crashed into, and wrote off my Mondeo. Refused to accept any liability because I am not white??? Despite the crumpled mess my car was in he still scrolls tiktok while driving at high speeds and has not learnt from his many mistakes.
Watched him mow down a young girl in South Shields Fair, the driver who appeared to have fish fingers in his hair, and proceeded to drive away into a wall. 3/10 driving rating.
Surah 5:73+75 Allah makes a logical mistake!! Allah argues that Jesus and Mary are only human because they ate food!! But if Maria and Jesus were gods (which no Christian believes) then Mary + Jesus the gods can eat food as well! Then it doesn't prove that Maria + Jesus are human! Allah makes a logical fallacy!*
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Fun fact: if this was Reddit, you would have been treated like a freak of nature for posting this.
TL;DR - the freaks on Reddit absolutely adore weed.