Watched this young man drive into a bollard outside the paper shop in Cleadon. This young man is a disgrace to whoever raised him. After crashing into the bollard and flattening my dear friend Dorris, who is now in critical condition in A&E, this disgusting young man proceeded to shout at me and have some sort of medical episode about not having a red bull?? Not sure why this scum is obsessed with red cows but definitely explains his chronic behaviours. I have contacted the local authorities and I have tracked his location down to Underhill Road where I will attempt to make contact with the presumably horrified parents of this disgraceful youth.
Crashed into, and wrote off my Mondeo. Refused to accept any liability because I am not white??? Despite the crumpled mess my car was in he still scrolls tiktok while driving at high speeds and has not learnt from his many mistakes.
He lives in a house, a very scruffy house in WRENTHORPEEEEEE
(this but to the tune of country house by blur)