So there I was, minding my own business, when this a$$hat swerved into my lane, cutting me off, and slammed on his brakes. I then became involved in the most uncomfortable situation of my life when his male gimp flew out of the rear of the vehicle with a dil-do sticking out of his bottom. He jumped out of the driver's side of the car and proceeded to chase his gimp around the car and side of the road for several minutes. Eventually, yet quickly, the gimp began to tire out (I think they had a round of rough-housing earlier in the day that left the gimp vulnerable to fatigue at this time). The driver finally caught him and put him in a sleeper hold until he passed out. He then dragged his lifeless body (with dil-do still in his bottom! I'm guessing there might be a glue kink at play) the 60 feet back to the rear of the vehicle, tossed him in, and closed the door. He then hopped back into the vehicle and sped off. #gimplivesmatter
I bet he’s friends with Ronnie Pickering.