Parked on double yellow lines like a boss. I mean there were spaces around the corners but that would have involved a few seconds of inconvenience. I am sure this made a lot more sense.
This dopey old woman almost forced me into the traffic island, I blew my horn to warn her, at the traffic lights a little old man jumped out, started threatening me, telling me to turn into the Lidl car park for a punch up, I am 6'2" and over 18 stone, he wasn't happy when I laughed so he tried to smash my window with his feeble little hand, what a moron. Also the car was untaxed.
Proper good lad!