Trying to wonder exactly what's going on here. The only thing I can think of is a health emergency but man..you almost killed the person on the motorbike. What the hell is going on with your head?
Parked diagonally? The Micra wheels look quite parallel to the white line actually. The red car, on the other hand, is basically touching the white line, parked too far over to the left of the parking space. The photo shows the exact opposite of the story you're telling!!! lol
maybe next time you shouldn't pay £10,000 for a car that you can't park. Buy a £500 Micra instead, and then it doesn't matter too much if it gets knocked about :)
crazy man surprised he never fell off