Walking home from school, had a bit of a puddle whilst me and another person were walking by. This stupid Citroen comes speeding past and splashes me and this other person leaving us with wet clothes.
Nearly causes a collision speeding through broken traffic lights in fog, fails to give way at stop line to traffic already in the junction. Then crosses solid white line and tries to overtake a car joining the motorway. Hand your licence in.
This guy is a maniac, tailgating and they almost took me out when I was changing lanes, he was behind me and decided he wanted to be in front so he accelerated hard to force me back in my original lane, total liability.
I actually overtook this girl whilst driving down the M40. Looking into her car I saw a complete mess and a disposed blow up doll. The girl leant out of his window and tried to stick her neck into my arse but I used my mega mind powers and sent her flying back to her car. The blow up doll was a fantastic looker though, she even looked better than the driver, your face was the worst part about all of this.
Impatient tailgater speeding along Broadway Morecambe towards the coastal road and then harassing driver in front to go faster by getting too close and eventually overtaking aggressively at the earliest chance.
Piss off you bully.
Walking home from school, had a bit of a puddle whilst me and another person were walking by. This stupid Citroen comes speeding past and splashes me and this other person leaving us with wet clothes.