I agree my friend. Only last month had some w*nker scuff
down the side of my van leaving a long indentation and scratch.
Last weekend I came out and some person or persons had
written with a black pen, OUCH! above the damage.
The van is white, T*ssers.
Here's hoping your driving privileges are revoked and when applicable you are forced to pass an advanced driving test before having your privilege to drive returned.
As for your insurers - I'm hoping the increase in premiums will force you to reconsider your driving attitude
Oh dear, how desperate.