Omg i was standing in Asda waiting for my FRIEND I see this car coming so fast I didn’t know what to do so I stood still and it came straight for me and splatted me out thank god no perment marks
You threaten to knock gingers beard off his chin, when actually its YOU who really could have stopped at the light. Im surprised your style of riding hasn't got you knocked the fuck out. Or given the location of your journey, fucking shot.
Chavmobile, used by brainless teens to fornicate in, in supermarket carparks. Reeks of cannabis and seats got suspicious stains from shazza blowing dazza while kazza and bazza watch.
You fucking blind or something? The car is not a Ford. It’s a fucking Vauxhall. You fucking piece of shit mooslime!!! Are your inbreeding eyes a bit wonky?
Omg 😮 bitch . Wtf . Did I just see what I just saw . This bastard just knocked over a grandad by the looks of it . Call 999 send help . SOS 🆘