Absolute charmless a-hole tries to run me over so he can park on our property. Slams the horn a few times, revs the engine and then suddenly drives directly at me, deliberately clipping me with the driver's side wing mirror.
He repositions the car so he's right alongside me and then starts hurling abuse at me through the door telling me to get the "f*** out the way" so he can park (it's off the road on our private drive, and I'm outside waiting for a delivery).
I tell him "mate, this isn't the road, you don't get to park here, that's the parking bay right there" - there are bays clearly visible about 10 yards away. He screams "I can do what I like, don't f***ing tell me what to f***ing do" and then he deliberately body-slams me with his driver's door, twice.
I (unsurprisingly) step back from the door an he then gets out of the vehicle and I'm absolutely sure he's about to take a swing at me, except the woman he was meeting turns up and manages to step in and make him back off.
Absolutely horrible. Also mate, if you ever read this: you have the most disgusting fingernails I've seen outside of the record books. If you're going to park illegally and then abuse and assault people, at least do it on a trip to a shop that sells scissors.
This lady just reversed in to a white Aldi nex to Tottenham Police station , then just drove off. (17-03-21 @ 16:38)