They turned on their sirens near shopping centre, so I moved and as I got to the shopping centre I saw the officers going in to a greggs!!! Was their pasty getting cold or something they shouldn't be driving a car, they should be riding bikes to patrol a park!!!
I assume, "Sorry Mate, I'm a Retard" applies to the motorcyclist. Zooming past the lorry then intending to undertake the car you were putting yourself in a vulnerable position. All those signs saying "Think Bike" should say "Bike, Think" but I suppose there it is a bit much to expect bikers to think.
Drives in bloody wrong lanes