Elderly driver and drives like a elderly driver, Oblivious to anyone else on the road, tried to park in three separate spaces while nearly hitting other parked cars and he finally parked, we enjoyed watching it though haha
This young 1 Series single-occupant driver pulled a ridiculous, illegal overtake, accelerating way beyond the speed limit (to around 80 mph) in a 40 mph merge-in-turn, requiring evasive steering from myself to avoid collision. I reach 40 mph in around 4 seconds, so felt sorry for the prolonged roar of its abused engine.
Sitting there on his phone oblivious the light had turned green. Has a tantrum because I wouldn't wait for him to finish his game of candy crush: flashing his lights, gesticulating, getting up close and personal with my rear bumper, and flashing his lights one last time for good measure before full-on cutting a corner. Absolute donkey.
Parked like an asshat illegally on double yellow lines and so far across the pavement we couldn't get a wheelchair past.
Deserves to be flicked on the wang and punched in the noggin.