PE62 UUY
2024-03-08 23:09:04
Help!!! I shoved a coconut up my arse and now I have hairs coming out of my urethra.
Help!!! I shoved a coconut up my arse and now I have hairs coming out of my urethra.
PE19 KJU
Ben2023-07-23 10:39:44
Watch out, Tony's back. Self-righteous holier-than-thou perfect driver.
Don't get in his way or move a centimetre away from the centre of a designated lane. You're delaying him from seeing his rent boy.
Watch out, Tony's back. Self-righteous holier-than-thou perfect driver.
Don't get in his way or move a centimetre away from the centre of a designated lane. You're delaying him from seeing his rent boy.
PE64 LCX
VW2023-07-03 23:44:57
Saw this VW UP! Driving about. Their lane discipline is brilliant, they indicate at the right time and their acceleration and braking is perfect. Whoever is driving, you’re a good driver, genuinely. I’d happily trust you driving me about. Good job
Saw this VW UP! Driving about. Their lane discipline is brilliant, they indicate at the right time and their acceleration and braking is perfect. Whoever is driving, you’re a good driver, genuinely. I’d happily trust you driving me about. Good job
PE09 AOO
Therockhardkid2023-05-09 20:08:05
Just been on a night out in the gay bar, saw this van driving past and asked for a lift. The weirdo started flopping his junk at me and said get it. Obviously I did, couldn't believe how good of a kisser he was. Until I realised it was my uncle. So I put my blind fold on and bent over.
Just been on a night out in the gay bar, saw this van driving past and asked for a lift. The weirdo started flopping his junk at me and said get it. Obviously I did, couldn't believe how good of a kisser he was. Until I realised it was my uncle. So I put my blind fold on and bent over.
Dopeheads!!!!