Here we have a typical Audi knob head combined with dozy twat. It's a bad combination and consists of the following symptoms:
- has to be in the outside lane at traffic lights because their* car is an Audi so it's better and faster than yours.
- gradually edges across the line while the light is red because that makes it go green faster**.
- looks down at phone or other object while moving away so car begins to drive itself (into the other lane almost hitting someone else in this case)
- continues to look anywhere other than the road ahead so the occasional swerve to straighten up can be expected.
* Not really their car at all. It's probably lease so glorified hire car basically.
** It doesn't.
Oh, come on. Is this that bad?!