A careful and considerate driver to other road users, especially public service vehicle including (but not limited to) Ambulances, Ambulance cars, Police Cars, Police Vans, Police motorcycles, police men(both walking, running and stationary) refuse collection(Both Recyclable and non recyclable) and taxi drivers(all but red ones..) a pleasure to share the road with.
I cannot believe you are so stupid and really wish I had been there and broke all your car windows
Your poor poor dog.
You know the facts yet you still left it in that oven on wheels.
You really need to be taught a lesson.
Or even better, if you've received the logbook, say the vehicle was scrapped on the date it was registered to your address. That will cause them some problems!