Alreeght peeps?
Gotta crimbo special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz xmas is cumming..
Absolutely Crazy Driver, swerving around behind an Enterprise Van. Trying to block the vans mirror even though there was a car blocking the van! Does not make sense how he drives. Never go near him, he has the bad driver virus.
Terrible driver in haslemere, look out for this wanker