Stupid bitch driving like a braindead moron smashing my wing mirror!
Then the chavvy looking skank shuts herself and speeds off! Caught up with her then she denies everything putting me to blame! Muppet!
Bit worried about this guy. Erattic changes in speed, lots of swerving, tailgating, near misses... Thought he was having a heart attack. No worries though, just texting. Phew.
Impatient van driving so far up my arse in an urban area despite my clear intention to parallel park with early indicators and low speed.
Proceeds to pull up alongside me and can't go forwards due to parked cars, forcing me to stop parking. Almost caused a road block for a car coming up the road, but because I possess the thinking of a normal person I made space for them. Could've been avoided and saved 30 seconds of all our lives if this twat just let me park.
And top top it off, he does a classic van hand gesture. Learn to think and retire from behind the wheel if you're that impatient.
You're going to cause an accident driving like that!