Just in case anyone is wondering what a competent driver would do in this situation, here is an example of some excellent, careful, patient and professional driving:
Absolute retard that can’t read about service and its cost then moans on the side of the motorway, standard prick with a lease car they probably barley afford
Known as the 'Wing Mirror Scammer', the driver goes around Ruislip and Northwood looking for vulnerable people claiming they've hit their mirror, with a quote at-hand to 'repair'. Victims pay cash and the driver moves on to their next victim.
Utter melon.