This "man" tried to touch my special place and then when I ran away he yelled "I only want to smell your fart box" then sped off and spun the car in the entrance to a Tesco car park and then got out and took his tiny willy out and started waving it at OAPs.
Parking on double yellows, on the pavement and 5ft from a junction to a main road. Yes, driver really hasn't a clue how parking works. Typical school run driver.
"Not friendly" their words on their windscreen not mine