What on earth are you doing? You need to learn that we drive on the left in the UK, not the right you absolute balloon. Don’t let me catch you doing that again.
bloody old fool driving the wrong way round the car park. Confusing everyone else. Oblivious. Looks about the age he needs a retest or licence revoking.
Fella had a meltdown. up the arse of a focus for no reason, flashing his lights and waving arms about like a demented nutter