Idiot van driver, illegally overtook me just before traffic lights in a 40 zone while I was going 40 then sped up, pulled in front of me and slammed the brakes on because the lights changed red. Well done. You saved yourself 10 seconds this morning. Safe to say the huge dent on the back of your van was your doing.
Driver nearly caused a collision with the sheen from his cue ball head.
He was completely oblivious as he was crying along to Daniel Bedingfield's greatest hits on full volume.
M8, was follwin this kid yesterday after i saw ma mandem u get me. And this yute comes round the corner like BRAP BRAP, 120 Fr hes speedin, but yh yh, hes like a proper mint driver uno, good shifting en postitining
He stole my pizza.