This driver is now officially on our radar, for your own safety aviod this drive at all costs, his penis is most likely far larger than yours and one of our own officers was put into a coma after seeing the monumental size of this reckless drivers penis.
Now I thought i had a large penis, (14 inches) but when I saw this wannabe boy racer speeding around in his fake John cooper works mini I knew then due to his lack of care for other road users and his need to rev his engine, his penis was by far larger than any I've ever encountered.
Has no regard for the safety of others, saw him rocket past on the M4 towards Reading with his stupidly bright lights, going easily double the speed limit of 70. Building on the previous comment, his penis is more than likely a record breaker. My best guess, 12 inches, and I’m low balling. If you’ll pardon the pun.
I had to quit my job after I saw how this fool was driving. Completely reckless, going 70 in 30mph zones, hes a madman and quite clearly has a much larger penis than I do.
This was not planned. His penis just kept on growing and now it's too big to control, the more the boy drives the bigger it gets. It can not be stopped.
Little kid wannabe racer with his car bought with daddy's money. Absolutely belted past me in a 30mph zone with no care to anyone around him. Probably has a huge penis. (At least 10 inches)
Christian denominations such as the Moravian Church, believe that the Bible speaks negatively of homosexual acts but, as research on the matter continues, the Moravian Church seeks to establish a policy on homosexuality and the ordination of homosexuals.
Rude & aggressive old guy getting angry because there’s fi traffic jam
Swapping lanes continuously and shouting come on ain’t gonna change the situation. Chill mf
This driver is now officially on our radar, for your own safety aviod this drive at all costs, his penis is most likely far larger than yours and one of our own officers was put into a coma after seeing the monumental size of this reckless drivers penis.