Fuck off cuntcyclist scum. They say the fucking Lycra brigade obey the rules of the road then maybe drivers will respect you. Until that day. Fuck off and die.
Fucking cockroaches of the road.
Well where do I begin! It was a nice start to our day, we were heading down to Bournemouth with the kids in my 2009 Peugeot 206, out of nowhere we were stunned. Shocked. Flabbergasted. This hairdresser came shooting his way down the A31 towards Linford, his mahoosive winkle hanging out the window for everyone to see... including my kids! My youngest, Theodore, hasn’t stopped crying and I’ve been wet ever since the incident (yes, I’m divorced). That’s my weekend ruined! Hope you’re proud of yourself.
I didn’t really know how to react when I saw XXL Shlong zooming round like there’s no tomorrow. However after assessing the situation clearly, I spoke with the Citizens Advice Bureau. They helped me get an understanding of how to act next and I got a free Parker pen just for inquiring.
At the personal request of her majesty the queen and given the severe nature of the huge cock in question, we have taken over this case from Thames Valley Police and are now in charge of the investigation.
This driver could not drive. Kept honking at a cyclist, dangerously overtaking drivers and swerving all over the road. When I took this photo, the passenger, who was male, got out of the car and chased me into the forest. This driver shouldn't be on the road. Bet he has a massive dick though.
Very dangerous driver, he almost hit me speeding across a roundabout, he beeped his horn multiple time and followed me to a set of traffic lights where he began to shout some very harsh verbal abuse at me. Guessing his penis is huge.
EJ18 BOVBig dick BMW driver 19962019-08-18 18:38:59
So this idiot in a mini challenged me to a race being the good sport I am I accepted, after I got completely thrashed I congratulated him as not only could he obnoxiously rev his engine better than me, but his meat rod was considerably larger than my own. My absolute respect goes out to this huge dicked mini driver.
Fuck off cuntcyclist scum. They say the fucking Lycra brigade obey the rules of the road then maybe drivers will respect you. Until that day. Fuck off and die.
Fucking cockroaches of the road.