I woz coming out the butchers with me chops to cook for tea when this
Idiot in a silver car, Mercedes I think sped up the kerb & threw out a burnt sausage right by my feet. Well not to give too much of it, I picked it up & heated it up for Ethel's tea, she loves a burnt sausage
I woz eating me sausage & bacon sarnie on the bench & some muppet in a Mercedes stopped & said I should have burnt sausage in a bap, the cheeky brown sauce of it
Selfish when parking, 3ft from Kern in a narrow street