Currently parked in front of my garage, preventing me from visiting a sick friend. Thank you driver, for ruining my plans. Hope you are having fun, wherever you are.
Queuing up to turn right at a roundabout, this idiot decided he was too important to wait like everyone else, and went right round the roundabout from the left-only lane, cutting in front of me and forcing me to brake.
I sounded my horn and he then drove very slowly down the road (about 30mph in a 60mph limit), constantly braking. When it was clear, I attempted to pass him, and he swerved across to block me.
At the end of the road he stops, and this 50-something bald idiot, probably about 5'-4" in height, gets out his car and waddles over to me. I put the window down and his exact words were "do you wanna go?"
When I calmly explained to him why he was in the wrong, the hypocrite tried accusing me of trying to run him off the road.
By this point, an understandably impatient queue had formed behind, and the brain-dead moron got back in his crappy little car and drove off.
Van being driven like a nutter. Overtook me and the tried to squeeze in crushing me against a car. Another cyclist stopped and said he had done the same thing to him further up the road. So either drunk, deliberate or incompetent.
Currently parked in front of my garage, preventing me from visiting a sick friend. Thank you driver, for ruining my plans. Hope you are having fun, wherever you are.