NU04 OCH 2016-12-01 07:32:45

Why don't you fuck off
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NU04 OCH 2016-11-23 17:08:01

New Taxi Driver

Bertie Evan hailed a taxi outside Paddington station in London. The cabbie had only gone a couple of hundred yards when Bertie leaned forward and tapped him gently on the shoulder. The driver screamed, mounted the pavement, almost hitting a cyclist, then an old lady, but managed to swerved back on to the road, only to over-correct and glance off a coach into the 'Historical London Souvenirs' shop window. Incredibly, no one was hurt.

Both the men got out of the taxi and Bertie asked the cabbie "What on earth was that all about?" I only wanted you to stop so I could buy souvenir!"

"I'm sorry," said the taxi driver, "but this is my first day driving a cab; for the last twenty five years I was driving a hearse!"
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NU04 OCH 2016-11-23 17:06:50

Taxi to the Hospital

A woman flagged down a cab.

"Where to?" the cabbie asked.
"The hospital," the woman answered.

"Where at the hospital?" the cabbie asked.
"Maternity ward." the woman answered.

A determined look crossed the cabbie's face. "Okay, I'll get you there. Don't you worry!" He then floored it and started weaving past cars.

"No no, you don't need to drive so fast," the woman said. "I only work there!"
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NU04 OCH 2016-11-23 19:45:09

I would report this cabby
He sounds a little unsafe if you ask me
I bet he's a nasty piece of work at home as well
If i could be a fly on the wall in his house
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NU54 YXK 2016-11-20 21:23:45

Stupid lad sat in maccies car park , in his 1.2 corsa , with his shit straight through exhaust, crowded by 14year old's! Almost crashed his car wheel spinning out the car park
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NU13 ZWV 2016-11-07 10:42:29

Really shitty driver has no concept of the speed limits on the roads is unaware of her suroundings on roundabouts and attempts to get you to crash into her
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NU08 XRZ 2016-10-31 14:19:42

Yeah I've seen him wiping his own shit on others drivers windshields
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NU07 LKX 2016-10-12 00:28:39

The stupid driver of this black Toyota Prius plates number NU07 LKK Did not stop to honk to overcome my motorbike on a single lane street while the traffic lights was red ahead of us. He drove his car up to my motorbike to force me to make room for his car at the traffic light. When the traffic light went to green light, this dangerous driver pushed my motorbike with his car, making me lose balance and almost fall.
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NU15 XPS 2016-09-29 01:18:04

And for what it's worth, amber means stop too ;)
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NU15 XPS 2016-09-29 01:06:33

Thanks for letting us all use your road
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