Hi everyone. Mike Ocksmall here. I'm the driver who instigated this little skirmish. I just thought you all should know that the reason I'm such a violent, impatient twat is that my penis is horrifyingly tiny and causes me to lash out at the world in frustration. In fact it's so microscopic that nanoscientists from London University regularly use it to calibrate their tunneling electron microscopes. They say it's ideal because there's nothing else that exists in nature that can make an atom look big by comparison. Then they point at me and laugh. And that makes me all angry and stuff. And that's why I feel the need to take my virginity out on random cyclists. Because my penis is so astonishingly, infinitesimally small.
i would like to say the 1.4 Peugeot driver has my vote, i am happy to let people pass me safely, or people out of side roads,it the other driver wants to play safely, in my TOTALLY owned car.
Which in my opinion is the total opposite to some impatient large 4x4 and simular fancey new car drivers.
Jealous of a new car NO, do i want a new car on the drip NO.
To get so stressed out driving, to try and earn a crust to pay for this mill stone around your neck.
There is more to life.
My name sums it all up sorry not sorry bout ur trash car twat fuckhead