Saw this car in Tesco's and was amazed to find a hole in the drivers seat with a velcro base for butt plugs and dildos. Fella had a 12 inch black mamba velcroed on at the time. I must say I'm impressed he can handle such girth, he must be in the army.
Nice to see you at the Yorkshire gay doggers association last night but watch your driving, not sure if it was your ring on fire or the adrenalin but drifting out of a woodland car park ruins it for the rest of the group. So much dust. Selfish twat.
Being of quite a mature age I accidently dropped my shopping bag outside Mark's and Spencer, not only was he kind enough to help me pick it up but he took me home and cooked it for me too. We've been together ever since :) love you darling
Gladys
I thought this guy was in the navy and almost creamed my panties but then I realised hes just in the army, when will he learn the armys just scouts for kids who wont grow up
Yup he defiantly looks a solid 10/10 CUNT