There are far easier and less selfish ways of killing yourself instead of riding your bike like a maniac between cars in residential, 20mph streets and nearly getting squashed by an Abarth 500 for your trouble. Plus, you probably deserve it anyway for the ridiculous hippie dreadlocks.
Can’t manage to reach the speed limit unless it’s a 30mph road and are quite happy to speed down at close to 40mph… can’t possibly turn a corner without coming to a complete stop… and traffic lights we just don’t react to them changing to green… still coming to a stop!
Then we are all over the lane towards the kerb and white lines and coming to a roundabout… go in the outside lane to go onto a dual carriageway despite there being no cars on the inside lane (or entire roundabout) causing other cars to undertake because we clearly haven’t read the Highway Code in a while.
Grey Hyundai driving like a total arse, no regard for speed limits or stopping distances. Of course, it's an emissions-tuned diesel i30 so his foot has to be welded to the floor anyway but that's no excuse for speeding, dangerous overtakes and even worse tailgating
There are far easier and less selfish ways of killing yourself instead of riding your bike like a maniac between cars in residential, 20mph streets and nearly getting squashed by an Abarth 500 for your trouble. Plus, you probably deserve it anyway for the ridiculous hippie dreadlocks.