Cyclist goads and antagonises driver into assault then whines like a baby. Yes, the driver was a prick to hoot but you made a judgement that he intended to harm you if you allowed him to move. Somehow you have the ability to read drivers mind? I guess plod took that into consideration. Lucky they didn't prosecute you.
MOT History:
"offside rear Shock absorber has a light misting of oil"
Neglects to say that it bounces like a yo-yo on speed.