It was after a night at the pub that I was strolling (stumbling) home, when out of nowhere I spotted a wild Fox. The Fox clearly had a crack habit and wanted to me to buy some slippers from him in exchange for local currency. This man then drove past and blew his 'anti-crack fox whistle' from his open window and the Fox ran away. Life saver, cheers.
i was waiting at the traffic lights. I heard a vroom and a loud belch. There he was with the seat tipped back, a hand on the steering wheel listening to agadoo doing the actions with his spare hand.i though theres a man who knows how to handle a proton.
I foolishly stepped out in front of this mans car and thanks to his lightning quick reactions, I only suffered slight embarrassment. Even better, was the fact he took the time to make sure I was ok and shared some some of his warm Bovril with me. Thanks Joe. xx
GX59 ACJTristram Snatchworth the 3rd2015-11-24 06:14:30
Even after I tripped and fell into his car and my man hood got stuck in his open drivers window ( snapping my banjo ) he helped me into his can and held me tight all the way to the local hospital, What a guy.
When I saw this man, he was wearing a grey and white striped t-shirt and listening to very loud drum and bass. I really hate drum and bass and didn't much enjoy his dress sense.
A simple frown made him realise this and he immediately took off his clothing and put on BBC Radio 4.
Total tosspot. Surprised he isn't driving an Audi or BMW. Deserves to be eliminated, preferably not at the expense of an oncoming driver.